{"id":43,"date":"2008-01-29T17:38:33","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T07:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/?p=43"},"modified":"2008-01-29T17:38:33","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T07:38:33","slug":"by-any-other-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"by any other name.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Through an otherwise unrelated series of links, I came across <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollerfeet.com\/etrigan\/wu\/fluff\/The_Sheath_File.html\">this page<\/a> with a <em>very<\/em> long list of euphemisms for condoms. There are a lot of pretty silly names there but some of them are quite amusing. I think my absolute favourite is <strong>cumbrella<\/strong>, it&#8217;s just such a simple change that makes perfect sense :) I also liked <em>embryno<\/em> and <em>third leg trouser<\/em> and I like the rhyming of <em>zucchini beanie<\/em> and the quite simple <em>wank tank<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Through an otherwise unrelated series of links, I came across this page with a very long list of euphemisms for condoms. There are a lot of pretty silly names there but some of them are quite amusing. I think my absolute favourite is cumbrella, it&#8217;s just such a simple change that makes perfect sense :) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[123,121,4,122],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-adult","tag-condom","tag-link","tag-nsfw"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5SdGC-H","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}