{"id":216,"date":"2009-09-04T06:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T20:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/?p=216"},"modified":"2025-06-21T17:51:20","modified_gmt":"2025-06-21T07:51:20","slug":"something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/?p=216","title":{"rendered":"something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>note added 21 Jun 2025:<\/strong> partial entry found in drafts and published as is.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/the-onion.net\/weblog\/archives\/2009\/08\/shock.php#more\">read that first<\/a><\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t know what to say&#8230; because i don&#8217;t want to make anyone else feel any worse and because i am not sure quite how to articulate my insides. and if i try to think about it enough to find the right words, it might overwhelm me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>note added 21 Jun 2025: partial entry found in drafts and published as is. read that first don&#8217;t know what to say&#8230; because i don&#8217;t want to make anyone else feel any worse and because i am not sure quite how to articulate my insides. and if i try to think about it enough to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5SdGC-3u","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1144,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions\/1144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}