{"id":161,"date":"2009-02-14T11:04:48","date_gmt":"2009-02-14T01:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/?p=161"},"modified":"2009-02-14T11:04:48","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T01:04:48","slug":"you-and-theo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"you and theo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hello my love,<\/p>\n<p>a few years ago i remember doing a meme of some sort and one of the questions was asking what you most loved about your spouse. i couldn&#8217;t think of any single one thing that i love most about you, and my answer was that what i loved most was that thing you can&#8217;t quite describe.<\/p>\n<p>that magical, mystical, wonderful feeling of need and comfortable, desire and belonging, peace and longing.<\/p>\n<p>but you aren&#8217;t the only one who invokes those feelings in me. there is another.<\/p>\n<p>theo.<\/p>\n<p>i feel the same longing for theo when we are apart for too long. i feel the same comfort and quiet happiness upon reunion.<\/p>\n<p>just as i love you and don&#8217;t want to share you and my time with you, neither do i like to share theo. i&#8217;m perhaps even more possessive of him than i am of you. <\/p>\n<p>but i am quite happy to share you with each other. i thought that maybe to celebrate this day you would like to have a threesome. me, you, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Theobroma_cacao\">theo<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>let me know :)<\/p>\n<p>a&#038;f<br \/>\nxp:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hello my love, a few years ago i remember doing a meme of some sort and one of the questions was asking what you most loved about your spouse. i couldn&#8217;t think of any single one thing that i love most about you, and my answer was that what i loved most was that thing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[61],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-daniel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5SdGC-2B","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":162,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions\/162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}