{"id":122,"date":"2009-01-14T07:58:28","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T21:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/?p=122"},"modified":"2009-01-18T07:59:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-17T21:59:14","slug":"abbydotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"abbydotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have lots of things I think of that I want to say, but then when I have some minutes to maybe say them there are so many other things I want to look at and read about that I forget to do it..<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The other day I was standing in the bathroom running the bath for the kids. They were standing around waiting, Abigail was sort of leaning against the drawers and sink, her hands behind her back. Then she announces, like it&#8217;s quite an impressive achievement, &#8220;<em>I&#8217;m touching my poo!<\/em>&#8221; and then brings her hand around the front to reveal a slightly brown fingertip. &#8220;Oh. My. God. Wash your hands right now. With soap. And &#8230; don&#8217;t do that again.&#8221; And to myself: <em>WTF??<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Abigail won a prize in the library&#8217;s Summer Reading Club. She got a bath toy and a little tiara and wand. In the car she and Stephanie were playing with the wand and Stephanie informed her she could wish for something with the wand. &#8220;What do you wish for, Abby?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year,&#8221; answered Abigail, completely deadpan.<br \/>\nStephanie and I both cracked up.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have lots of things I think of that I want to say, but then when I have some minutes to maybe say them there are so many other things I want to look at and read about that I forget to do it.. The other day I was standing in the bathroom running the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-abigail"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5SdGC-1Y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":128,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions\/128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gazpachosoup.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}