urban dictionary meme

I’ve seen it about, and it seems to have amusing results :)

Go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answer (or the closest thing to it) to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you.

Your name: Jade
There were actually quite a few entries, but this was definitely the most interesting:
verb. To pour Hypnotiq all over your partners naked body and then lick it off while stimulating your partner’s sensual areas with your tongue.
Licking hypnotiq off of someone’s titties, penis or twat. Ass jading is not recommended (Hypno and ass juice do not mix well).

How old are you? 27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix

One of your friends: Kate
Kate is a synonym for cool.

What should you be doing? Coddling an unwell Abby.
The result for abby:
a somewhat abbreviation for “abnormal” meaning, odd or bizarre.

Favorite food: chocolate
A drug for people with no money; health necessity for women.

Hometown: Brisbane
I’m not sure I agree with this definition, though…
The capital of Queensland, Australia. It’s as great as Sydney and Melbourne without the wankers!

Car you drive: Neville (his name)
1.A male sovereign or monarch; a man who holds by life tenure, and usually by hereditary right, the chief authority over a country and people.

2. Physical attractiveness or personal qualities that arouse all women sexually.

Magna (his model)
adj: the ultimate, the maximum of something. To the extreme.

Last person you talked to on the phone: Daniel
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, “The Answer”. All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

urban dictionary meme