Some amusing things I’ve been asked lately.
My mother: what’s FML?
Abigail: what’s sex?
Stephanie: what does a penis look like from the inside?
Some amusing things I’ve been asked lately.
My mother: what’s FML?
Abigail: what’s sex?
Stephanie: what does a penis look like from the inside?
Who is he?
Daniel
How long have you been together?
Almost 10 years.
Dating/Engaged/Married?
Married
How old is your man?
27
What’s his middle name?
Kristoffer
You or him:
Who eats more?
Him
Who said “I love you” first?
Him
Who weighs more?
Him
Who sings better?
Um.. me? But not much better :)
Who’s older?
Him
Who’s smarter?
We are smart in different ways. I am a lot more factually/mathematically/logically smart but he is a lot better at visual/spatial/co-ordination type things.
Whose temper is worse?
Him
Who does the laundry?
Me mostly but he occasionally helps.
Who does the dishes?
I do it mostly, filling and emptying the dishwasher, but he sometimes helps on the weekends.
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
From the point of view of being laid in the bed, he is on the right.
Whose feet are bigger?
Technically his, because they are a lot wider and chunkier than mine, but both of our feet are the same length pretty much.
Whose hair is longer?
Mine
Who’s better with the computer?
We are probably about equal, but in different areas. He knows about hardware and technical networky stuff to a much higher level than me, but I think I have gone a fair bit further than him in scripty/programmy stuff and I know more about web related technologies.
Who mows the lawn?
Both, but mostly me.
Who pays the bills?
I do the paying with what he earns for us.
Who cooks dinner?
Mostly me, but he will do simple things occasionally.