The topic for today is “your least favourite song“. I really don’t know why someone would choose this as it just annoys me to have to think of songs I hate! What I really don’t like is the kind of stupid ridiculously cutesy and saccharine ‘festive’ songs that kids get taught at school and then expect the parents to be impressed beyond belief when we have to be subjected to 20 or 30 or 50 five year olds shout-singing it together out of tune and out of time.
Perhaps they other parents are not as cynical as I am, or perhaps I am just a bad parent.
Anyway, the one that I abhor above all others is a happy little ditty called “Here Comes Peter Cottontail.” I don’t know precisely why that one irks me more than all the others, but it definitely does. While I was looking on YouTube trying to find a suitable video for it (with my volume turned down very very low), I came across this one. It appealed to my sense of.. ebenezerness. It also explains how you get eggs from rabbits. Better than that, it only has the background tune and no actual singing ;) So here you go: hot rabbit on chicken threesome action.