Who is he?
How long have you been together?
Almost 10 years.
How old is your man?
What’s his middle name?
You or him:
Who eats more?
Who said “I love you” first?
Who weighs more?
Who sings better?
Um.. me? But not much better :)
We are smart in different ways. I am a lot more factually/mathematically/logically smart but he is a lot better at visual/spatial/co-ordination type things.
Whose temper is worse?
Who does the laundry?
Me mostly but he occasionally helps.
Who does the dishes?
I do it mostly, filling and emptying the dishwasher, but he sometimes helps on the weekends.
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
From the point of view of being laid in the bed, he is on the right.
Whose feet are bigger?
Technically his, because they are a lot wider and chunkier than mine, but both of our feet are the same length pretty much.
Whose hair is longer?
Who’s better with the computer?
We are probably about equal, but in different areas. He knows about hardware and technical networky stuff to a much higher level than me, but I think I have gone a fair bit further than him in scripty/programmy stuff and I know more about web related technologies.
Who mows the lawn?
Both, but mostly me.
Who pays the bills?
I do the paying with what he earns for us.
Who cooks dinner?
Mostly me, but he will do simple things occasionally.